The alternative worship day. Take your choice to worship

Football

Shopping

Washing the car

That's better I am much better than them, I go to church. Then pick your god

Dress up for church so my clothes are noticed

Put a large amount in the collection so people think I am doing well

Butter people up so that I can get an important position in the church

Still feeling smug?

Jesus came born to a peasant girl and illegitimate, he started his ministry in the temple talking to the rich and famous and finished it with criminals on a cross. He spent his time with sinners, prostitutes and outsiders.